![]() 03/31/2015 at 00:15 • Filed to: caption | ![]() | ![]() |
BTW that's Taylor Swift in case you can't tell from just the back of her head.
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I am walking in this general direction, be warned, I will not deviate from this course!
![]() 03/31/2015 at 00:19 |
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Engaging slap in 3, 2, 1….
![]() 03/31/2015 at 00:24 |
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Guy: Morning, I'm giving out free wedgies today.
Girl: Oh that's sweet but I'm already nicely wedged, perhaps another time.
Guy: No worries, enjoy your day.
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FOUL BEAST! Make way for the King.
![]() 03/31/2015 at 00:35 |
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DAT ASS!
![]() 03/31/2015 at 00:57 |
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I can tell from the back of something else that she wears a thong.
![]() 03/31/2015 at 00:58 |
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She is quite a nice girl actually, compared to some of the others.
![]() 03/31/2015 at 01:22 |
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i've only rarely wanted to be a pair of shorts so badly, she could sit on and hump my face until she broke my nose and i'd love every minute of it
![]() 03/31/2015 at 02:41 |
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uh yes please
![]() 03/31/2015 at 02:59 |
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"dat ass" = acceptable
"Hump my face until she broke my nose" = uhhhhhh
![]() 03/31/2015 at 03:39 |
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![]() 03/31/2015 at 05:35 |
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Looks like a pair of Starbucks lovers
![]() 03/31/2015 at 07:42 |
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I hear that every time in that damn song too. It took me a while to guess that maybe she's saying star crossed. Still not sure, because star bucks is a totally viable option.
![]() 03/31/2015 at 09:12 |
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it's long list of ex lovers.... My wife looked it up. She still cant make out the right lyrics to that song when she hears it.
![]() 03/31/2015 at 09:32 |
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Well then. I would never have guessed that.
![]() 03/31/2015 at 11:37 |
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"And this is where TMZ will say the man touched her heiny"
![]() 03/31/2015 at 13:45 |
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Thanks for ruining my post lunch productivity!
![]() 03/31/2015 at 23:09 |
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hey man, its the internet, and i'm a freak lol